You probably think I’m going to start droning on about Innocent and their smoochy-smoochy smoothies.
‘Ooh!’ I’ll probably (never) say. ‘They’re speaking like we speak … but on a product label! Neat.’
Well, don’t worry – I won’t be talking about Innocent at all.
I mean, I just did, so I suppose I already am. But that’s it now, I promise.
You’re also probably thinking: ‘This isn’t a very professional way to start a piece of writing.’
But these days, it really is.